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Anthology of 21st Century Gomer Punk Vol. 1

by High Card Drifters

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1.
VERSE 1 (Mark): And I was sittin' in the bathtub goin' down the drain I'm feelin' whiskey, dust and tractor rust corrodin' my brain The turnip-bleeding taxman bangin' on my door Go away, not today, I think I'm dyin' As my last request, stop your bangin' on my door! Get outta my- VERSE 2 (Rick): Way too much to pay for and not enough scratch Can't get no work to make it out today, I got no fish to catch Hope is dyin', wife is cryin', what am I aimin' for? Goin' down, leavin' town, hittin' bottom No way to win today, hope is flyin' out the door! Get outta my- VERSE 3 (Chris): She knew my bookie Billy Branham and my banker Bobby Boyd But that's the kind of conversation that she wanted to avoid I knew my barkeep Benji Brannigan could even up the score So off I went to the Dirty Flamingo, His words of wisdom to me: Drink myself right out that door! Get outta my face! VERSE 4 (Bryn): They tell me Margaritaville was three stops back, I took a left turn down at Albuquerque, nearly had a heart attack Divin' into Whiskey River, sinkin' like a stone Not today, the better way's packing up and flying I'm out, without a doubt I'm gonna get my ass right out that door! Get outta my face! Get outta my face! Get outta my face! Get outta my face!
2.
Whaahoo!
3.
Chick Lit 03:22
4.
VERSE 1: Woke up in the morning broke down at night Feel like I'm in for a terrible fright I don't know if I'm wrong but it don't feel right Gonna keep on singin' 'til the broad daylight It's the sole lubrication for my rational mind Nothing else seems to even my keel I find Keep on runnin' or I'll fall behind Give me the groove and I'll return it in kind CHORUS: Rummaging through the lost and found Cuz I left my soul just lyin' around If you see it there lyin' down on the ground Drop it in the mail send it homeward bound VERSE 2: Runnin' with the devil through the heavens above Hatin' with the haters givin' lovers the love I cannot tell you what I dreamin of St. Peter and the Devil gonna give me a shove Freedom of the people and the freedom of the soul Droppin' to the bottom through an oil-drill hole Checkin' all the papers for a hollow goal Save it for the rhythm of the rock and roll Rummaging through the lost and found Cuz I left my soul just lyin' around If you see it there lyin' down on the ground Drop it in the mail send it homeward bound Rummaging through the lost and found Cuz I left my soul just lyin' around If you see it there lyin' down on the ground Drop it in the mail send it homeward bound
5.
VERSE 1: Been ramblin' ever since I learnt how to stand Through dusty towns and dusty bars across the Rio Grand' Searchin' high and low, tryin' to find my kin To find out why I gots a taste for cigarettes and heroin Had a sniff or two of cocaine, crystal meth and PCP Et up some psilocybin with a drop of LSD Always did I wonder why it tastes so good to me That carved out apple don't fall far from the family tree CHORUS: Well, the moonshine is burning through the bottom of the jar Load up my baby bottle with a can of P.B.R. He's howlin' like a coyote at the busted T.V. set He's my snuff-addled granddad, what the heck do you expect? VERSE 2: Not much of a drinker, just have a little sip Some whiskey in my coffee, and a pinch of black tar dip Have six or seven lunchtime beers, just to wet my lips Shine for supper and four nightcaps, I reckon that's just about it Well a hand or two of poker never did me any harm Throwin' dice in the back alleys, it has a certain charm Some roulette, craps and slot machines to pass the time away But if my bookie comes a lookin', tell 'em I moved to Paraguay CHORUS: Well, the moonshine is burning through the bottom of the jar Load up my baby bottle with a can of P.B.R. He's howlin' like a coyote at the busted T.V. set He's my snuff-addled granddad, what the heck do you expect? VERSE 3 My dear old grandmammy told me: "When your pappy went to jail an your mama passed away, we did our best to raise you in a moral and Christian way Well your granddad tried that evil snuff, and the rest is history Now I'm due back at the whorehouse, 'cause Oxycontin don't come for free CHORUS: Well, the moonshine is burning through the bottom of the jar Load up my baby bottle with a can of P.B.R. He's howlin' like a coyote at the busted T.V. set He's my snuff-addled granddad, what the heck do you expect? He's my snuff-addled granddad, what the heck do you expect? He's my snuff-addled granddad, what the heck do you expect?
6.
Hard Rain 01:44
VERSE 1: Catchin' on fire like water don't Gettin' me drunk like milk don't Soft like a hard-headed woman ain't Bright as a bulb that burned out twice Swimmin' in a river like a fish don't Shittin' in the woods like a bear don't Hangin' in the air like a brick don't Workin' on a chain gang, losin' the farm CHORUS: Hard rain followin' the plow Shortgrass prairie dog's good as drowned Hard rain followin' the plow The banker know how to keep a good man down Hard rain followin' the plow Drownin' in the middle of a dust bowl town Hard rain followin' CHORUS VERSE 2: Goin' down the road like a truck don't Pickin' up the girls like a pig don't Smokin' all the weed like a preacher don't Up in the air like a buffalo jump Whisper in your ear like a thunderstorm Hangin' on a cross with a crown o' thorns Guilty as the day you were never born Chicken and waffles and a cornpone grin
7.
VERSE 1: You’ve got a boss job You got a fast car You have a girl on the side Who do you think you are? Six feet of earth will make us all one size Six feet of earth will make us all one size VERSE 2: You’re a heart breaker You little love taker Not a man can stand up to your wiles Six feet of earth will make us all one size Six feet of earth will make us all one size Six feet of earth Six feet of earth Six feet of earth will make us all one size VERSE 3: And death in the end Brings us to the grave No matter who you are We all got to die Six feet of earth will make us all one size Six feet of earth will make us all one size Six feet of earth Six feet of earth Six feet of earth Six feet of earth will make us all one size
8.
She said come with me flee with tomorrow's gold Now that she's leavin' I feel about ten years old. Flush with that gleaming now But I'm short on the whys and hows Feeling the load of tomorrow's gold. My key's still lost in the bottom of the lost and found your lock's still buried under the river of the underground we'll find a cigar band ring we'll dig up a Canary to sing But it's the Robin's round He doesn't make a sound Love is real let it ride on the spinning wheel time is cashing in, leaving you and I to deal Run too fast, hot sweat will soon grow cold there's life to live if you buy back the soul you sold. Can't switch off your dreaming now you can find me in the whys and hows just lay down the load of tomorrows gold. Love is real let it ride on the spinning wheel time is cashing in, leaving you and I to deal
9.
Blackpoint 03:00
10.
VERSE 1 (Mark): And I was sittin' in the bathtub goin' down the drain I'm feelin' whiskey, dust and tractor rust corrodin' my brain The turnip-bleeding taxman bangin' on my door Go away, not today, I think I'm dyin' As my last request, stop your bangin' on my door! Get outta my- VERSE 2 (Rick): Way too much to pay for and not enough scratch Can't get no work to make it out today, I got no fish to catch Hope is dyin', wife is cryin', what am I aimin' for? Goin' down, leavin' town, hittin' bottom No way to win today, hope is flyin' out the door! Get outta my- VERSE 3 (Chris): She knew my bookie Billy Branham and my banker Bobby Boyd But that's the kind of conversation that she wanted to avoid I knew my barkeep Benji Brannigan could even up the score So off I went to the Dirty Flamingo, His words of wisdom to me: Drink myself right out that door! Get outta my face! VERSE 4 (Bryn): They tell me Margaritaville was three stops back, I took a left turn down at Albuquerque, nearly had a heart attack Divin' into Whiskey River, sinkin' like a stone Not today, the better way's packing up and flying I'm out, without a doubt I'm gonna get my ass right out that door! Get outta my face! Get outta my face! Get outta my face! Get outta my face!
11.
VERSE 1: If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' then I think that you'll be drinkin' til there's nothin' left for drinkin' anymore Everybody have a listen, if you wanna know what' you're missin' Let me christen your liver and lead you to the door CHORUS: It ain't about a girl; my heart ain't broke, I ain't feelin' no pain My dog ain't dead, my truck's runnin' fine, I ain't doin' cocaine VERSE 2: If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' then I think that you'll be drinkin' til there's nothin' left for drinkin' everyday She's the beauty in my bevy, mow the lawn, fix the Chevy; She didn't drive me to drink but I forgive her anyway CHORUS: It ain't about a girl; my heart ain't broke, I ain't feelin' no pain My dog ain't dead, my truck's runnin' fine, I ain't doin' cocaine VERSE 3: If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' then I think that you'll be drinkin', but here's a little pinch of wisdom my son: Drink cuz ya wanna not cuz ya gotta but ya oughtta have a lotta the drink to have fun VERSE 4: If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' then I think that you'll be drinkin' but I don't think you're thinkin' what I thunk; There ain't a tear in my beer, y'all come back now, y'hear? This bottle and me we need to get drunk This bottle and me we need to get drunk This bottle and me we need to get drunk This bottle and me we need to get drunk
12.
Whaaahooo!

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The first full length album from the Pioneers of Gomer Punk.

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released July 27, 2017

The Band:

Christopher J. Callahan - Guitar, Vocals, Drums, Washboard
Mark L. Donnelly - Banjo, Vocals, Mandolin, Tenor & Alto Sax
Bryn Tucker - Octave Mandolin, Fiddle, Vocals
Aaron Hendel - Bass
Ricardo Zegri - Drums, Guitar, Ukulele, Vocals, Cowbell

Special Guests:

Pete Grant - Pedal Steel - tracks 6,8,11
Steve Lucky - Hammond Organ - tracks 3, 6. Piano - tracks 1, 4.
Megan Tucker - Baritone Sax - tracks 1,2,3,4,6,7
Kalei Yamanoha - Trombone - tracks 1,2,3,4,6,7
Michael Parykaza - Trumpet - tracks 1,2,3,4,6,7
Featuring the Drifterettes: - tracks 3,4,6,7,8,11
Tisha Donnelly
Holly Callahan
Heidi Wohlwend
Nicole Sivell
Megan Tucker

Recorded at Live Music Center, and The Boat, Vacaville, CA
Mixed by Buddy Saleman, Potrero Post Studios, SF, CA
Mastered by Tim Gennert, Healdsburg, CA

Layout design by K.S. Haddock

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The pioneers of "Gomer Punk"... A five piece, snuff fueled, country fried, electric string band based in the greater East Bay in sunny Northern California.

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